What A Beautiful Idiot

Amiable. Witty. Bit of a wallflower. Daydreamer. Music-lover. Book-reader. Coffee-drinker. Over-thinker. I like stories, I like adventures, I like you.


in sixth grade i forgot my math homework so as the teacher was checking it i ran to the trash can and threw up and went home sick and did my homework and i got a 100 and thats how 11 year old me beat the system

(via thetolkiengeek)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via teenscoolest)


once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via despicable)


my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via twotabletaylor)

Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

—Jessica Howell (via observando)

  • me when i first started spn: which one is dean
  • me now: that is a screenshot of sam's butt from season 5 episode 14 and i can tell because it is rounded just so


I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:


(via tinalikesbutts)